I’m a twitter twerp

June 29th, 2009

Y’all have noticed (if there is still anyone left around here) that I’ve been taking the short cut to posting here for a good couple months now. Instead, those of you that use feed readers have been constantly bombarded with a daily recap of my tweets for the day.

Well, I’ve erased those posts now.

I’ve finally figured out that:
1 – if you were interested in twitter, you’d already have a twitter account
2- if you have a twitter account, and are coming here to check my blog, you’re reading the same things twice
3- if you do have a twitter account and are still not following me, its not my fault anymore
4- if you don’t have a twitter account, you’re most likely not interested in a daily blog post which regurgitates my tweets for the day.

So, they’re all gone.

And, I’m going to make more of a conscious effort to post here at least once a week or so. Heck, maybe I’ll even find my bloggity footing again and get back here more regularly.

Currently I will have a weekly recap of my tweets. I don’t know if I’ll keep it or not. So, if ya catch it, good for you.

Uhm.

Is there anything else?

No?

Okay.

Check back for me later, alrightie?

True Story

June 17th, 2009

Last night, Tom and I spent the evening in a luxurious hotel room surrounded by all sorts of friends to watch the finale.

Tom’s bed was super comfy, and didn’t even really have the appearance of his hospital bed at home, although it had the same functions – yanno the ones, the ability to raise and lower the head of the bed at the press of a button, blah blah blah.

The view from the room waaaay high up in the air was amazing at night. Vast blackness in the distance met by twinkling lights from below and the stars above. At one point, I opened one of the floor to ceiling windows with the little spin handles attached to it, which propped the window open to a 45 degree angle outwards, letting the amazingly cool night air into the room.

It wasn’t really necessary to help cool off the room though. I mean, ya spend the big bucks, and the room better cool itself down even if its packed full of people!

The huge flat screen TV was across the room from Tom, to make sure he had a great view of the show. After all, none of us knew how the finale was going to turn out. We were all curious and glued to the screen when the program began.

When Bret Michaels arrived to our room, no one was shocked or amazed. Obviously, why would they be? I mean, it just made perfect sense for him to be there.

I greeted Bret with a hug and made sure that he had a drink immediately, getting him settled in on a bar stool (by the bar, of course) with a clear view of the flat screen as well. He was more than happy to be with us last night. Smiling and making small talk with everyone around. I could tell he was excited about the finale also.

As the program continued on, and the suspense started to build, people started asking some rather intriguing questions:

- “How did I not know you were on this show?”
- “Well, I wasn’t allowed to say anything.”

- “What did he think of it all?”
- “He wasn’t concerned.”

Strange things, out of context, but I had answers to anything thrown my way. Except about the finale. I was clueless about the outcome myself.

Tom smiled at me across the room, and I smiled back. I sure do love that man, I thought while continuing answering questions and attempting to keep an eye on the tv.

Bret kind of tilted his head towards the tv, to signal to me that it was time to pay attention.

I shushed the questions from our friends and turned to watch.

There I was, on the season finale of Rock of Love.

Somehow I was in the top two – with no recollection of any of it.

I was on the screen. Bret was on the screen. Honestly, a strange sensation, if you’ve never had it happen before… especially without remembering it happening to begin with.

The TV Bret hugged me tight and told me I was a wonderful girl. But, obviously, I was very much in love with Tom. And, Bret told me how much he knew that Tom loved me too, since they had developed a friendship through the taping of the show – somehow…?

Bret told me that he wanted to make sure Tom and I never struggled financially again. He said we both deserved it, and each other. That we had the type of love that he could only dream of finding on a TV show like this…

And, as the runner up on his show, Rock Of Love, he was giving Tom and I some huuuuuuuuuge check.

I turned away from the TV set with tears of happiness in my eyes, looking back and forth between Tom and Bret. Tom smiled the same smile Bret had, as if he knew all along this would be the outcome of the finale.

And, knowing those two, they probably had it planned out that way from the beginning.

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Fool Proof

May 25th, 2009

so, if a plan is considered fool proof, but then someone makes it go awry… What do you call the person who screwed up the fool proof plan? Just curious.

Once, my fool proof plan landed me a parking ticket. Btw, this ticket would be my one and only ticket ever. Knock on wood of course.

I once lived in a studio apartment downtown in the town I was born and raised. During this time frame, I was also managing the local DQ. (yes, it is the same store I now only decorate cakes for… Thank goodness.)

Anyhow. Most of my true friends knows that I am definitely more of a night owl than an early riser.

Instead of parking in my studio apartment’s parking lot, I decided to utilize the street’s parking as my motivation to get out of bed and moving. The street only allows two hour parking from the hours of nine AM to … I don’t know, four PM.

So, by parking there overnight, I HAD to move my car no later than 11 AM, otherwise I’d get a ticket.

Well, as you already know, obviously I didn’t make it down to move my car before 11.

Fool proof? Obviously not.

And, to make matters more interesting, I was supposed to be at work at 9 AM, to unlock the store, let the employees in and get ready to open… by 11AM.

Yeah. Go figure, huh? A more than perfect way to start the day, obviously.

Gettin’ Paid … maybe

March 30th, 2009

I think I’m going to look into earning a little spare change on this blog.  I know some of  you absolutely hate that whole idea, while others of you wonder why it took me so long to consider it.

I figure most of my ‘regular readers’ won’t hardly notice the change anyhow.  And, if you don’t like the change, then don’t read it… I guess.

I’m just looking at a couple ways to help ends meet a little easier, just as we all are nowadays.

I’ll keep y’all posted.

Paragraphs with different subject matter in each one; Not bullets though, right?

March 25th, 2009

OMG if the alarm on the van doesn’t get fixed soon, I may possibly throw something at it.  And, will that do any good?  No.  But, I may feel a little better about the whole ordeal.

My sister and I hung out today at a couple local cemeteries.  Weird?  Some of you probably think so.  But, we were searching for some specific headstones.  No one we knew, though.  We were searching for some that were listed on FindAGrave.  If you don’t freak out about cemeteries, you should totally check it out.

We rescheduled Tom’s doctor’s appointment today.  He just wasn’t feeling it.  So, we’re not going until after Easter.  (Oh, yes, children… Easter is coming up soon.)

The weather has turned from absolutely beautiful 79 degrees to possible snow this weekend.  You know, if Mother Nature would just decide what was going on, it would help me out tons.

We’ve yet to recieve the title for the new van.  But, the company keeps sending us temporary tags to keep us legal.  And, although I appreciate that, I may have to call soon and give ‘em a little hell.  Not too much, of course.  They’ve worked really hard at this whole transaction.  I just don’t understand how they could not have the title in their possession when the van was sold to us.  Ya know?

Gah, the alarm went off again!  WTH?!?!!  There isn’t even a flipping wind outside!  Very very aggravating.  That’s literally 8 times its gone off in the last 2 hours.  Extreme.

I went to the library the other day.  I realized that I have no idea how to work the computer system there to find a book… and, that I honestly don’t know how to find the book if I actually figured out how to work the computer system.  How did this part of my learning about libraries as a child not sink in?  Instead, I browsed the shelves until I found a couple things that caught my eye.

I’ve been getting quite bored with the internet lately.  Someone give me something interesting to do, wouldja?  Thanks.

If I put a clever title here, you’re bound to read this post and comment, right?

March 17th, 2009
  • The new van is still pretty and still wonderful.
  • Tom calls it his limousine.
  • We’ve been struggling to find things to do without the use of money, since we’re broke.
  • No one wants to buy the old van for more than $600.
  • We were really hoping to get at least $1000 for the clunker.
  • The money from the sale of the old van will be immediately sunk into our propane tank.
  • Yay.  <—- sarcasm
  • I haven’t been tweeting or posting lately because, well, I just don’t have anything important to say.
  • I have successfully gotten 3 out of 5 of my dad’s siblings to create facebook accounts.
  • I find that very entertaining.
  • Perhaps I should hold bi-monthly facebook lessons for my mom and my aunts… lol!
  • We really wanted to get out on the town today, but Tom’s body would not cooperate.  He felt miserable up in his chair, so had to get back into bed.
  • He’s feeling much better now.
  • We made a routine doctors appointment for him next Tuesday.
  • Which means we’ll have an excuse to get out next week.
  • I’m frustrated that the coke rewards site has changed their points limit to 120 a week instead of 100 a day.  Now I’m sitting on a whole bunch of points that I can’t enter because I’ve already reached my 120 limit this week.
  • We did get a food processor and a dust buster-type thingee from the coke rewards sight.  Not that we’ve used either yet… but, by golly, we have them.
  • We were going to go geocaching today, but Tom’s GPS didn’t want to download any waypoints.  I don’t think his GPS and Vista are friends.  (of course, that whole Tom not feeling well thing didn’t help either)
  • We bought one cherry tree that is almost 5 feet tall the other day.
  • We did not know you needed two cherry trees to make cherries.
  • We do not have the money to buy a second cherry tree.
  • We need milk.
  • We’re low on Diet Coke.
  • The sun is setting.
  • There is a squirrel in my driveway.
  • I think one of the neighborhood dogs has mange.
  • I don’t know what mange is.
  • I only think the dog has mange because I heard one of the neighbors yell to another neighbor, “You know that dog probably has mange, right?”
  • I could google it, but I don’t wanna.
  • I want some cereal and milk.
  • Or some corned beef and cabbage.
  • Oh yeah, Happy St. Patrick’s Day.
  • Uhm…
  • Uhm…
  • Uhm…
  • Okay, thats it for now.
  • See ya.

So…

March 9th, 2009

I’m sittin’ in the country right now, hanging out at one of Tom’s friends houses. We haven’t been down here in years and years. It just wasn’t worth the trip in the old van… gas guzzler, bumpy, drafty old thing it was.

The drive today was sweet. Cruise control, the boys hanging out in the back watching the news on the way down. Super nice stuff! Worth waking up earlier for, at that. (normally our day starts around noon. Today, we were out the door by 11:30 to get down here to visit!) anyway, I’m out of here so I can socialize!