I was bored.

So, I made Tom a blog. (Uhm, the background hurts my eyes, so it’ll change when I have more time.)

Go give him all sorts of luvin’ and stuff.

Kthx.

The darling Blue decided to tag me with this meme. Now, she tagged me in her comments, which I think is breaking a rule, or something. But, I will answer these questions for her… cuz, honestly, what else do I have going on?

Blue also said that she wanted me to do every meme I saw for a week… yeah, I don’t know if that’ll fly. Especially being Kentucky Girl’s friend on Myspace. The girl posts every meme ever in existence on the internet!

1. LIST FOUR SENTENCES YOU’VE NEVER SAID BEFORE:
I’ve decided to quit drinking Diet Coke.
I love waking up at 6 AM.
I hate chocolate.
I have the winning lottery ticket!

2. LIST ANY NUMBER OF SONG TITLES THAT DESCRIBE HOW YOU’VE FELT THIS WEEK: (man, this list could probably go on forever)
Barenaked Ladies – If I had a million dollars
Ben Folds Five – The battle of who could care less
Billy Joel – You may be right, I may be crazy
Eddie Rabbitt – I love a rainy night
Guns N Roses – Patience
Motley Crue – Don’t go away mad (just go away)
OK Go – Here it goes again

3. IMAGINE YOU’RE HAVING THE IDEAL PERFECT DAY. WHAT FOUR THINGS WOULD YOU BE DOING?
Tom and I would have just completely settled into our newly remodeled house, and would be loading up into our kick butt van to travel around the states to see our friends. (Is that four things?)

4. MAKE UP FIVE CREATIVE NAMES FOR A NEW ROCK BAND:
(man, my sister and I used to do this… I’m drawing a blank though)
The Glue Factory
Little Marbles
The Creepy Kleptos
Amusia
Choking Hazard

5. CONGRATULATIONS! YOU GET TO GO BACK IN TIME AND ENSURE THAT THREE SONGS WERE NEVER WRITTEN, THUS SPARING HUMANITY FROM EVER HAVING TO HEAR THEM. WHAT THREE SONGS WOULD GET THE AXE?
The Macarena
that South Park song (yes, Elizabeth and Tom… if I had my way, the song would never exist!)
and most rap songs

I hate it when it feels like some bug is crawling on my skin.

I hate it even more when I decide to investigate, and there really IS a bug crawling on my skin.

But, what I hate most is, after the bug is gone, it feels like there is millions of bugs crawling on my skin!!!

Ewie ewie! Yuck n stuff!

I’m sure you’re wondering why I’ve not posted my Way Back Wednesday photo yet.

Yup.

I’m sure that you’re just pondering and pondering why I wouldn’t of posted the photo.

How will life go on? How will you get through your Wednesday? Why would I leave you hanging like that? What is the square root of 8234? (Okay, I just threw that one in there for the heck of it.)

Well, in order to help you through your Wednesday, I will post a photo. Calm down.

(Angie, Jeff and myself – obviously on my brother’s birthday cuz of all that G.I. Joe and Star Wars stuff.)

The balance of the universe has been restored. Carry on.

This meme is going around. I thought I’d give it a whirl, since I’ve got nothing else going on.

Have you ever had an argument with a teacher? Geez. Uh, I don’t think so. If I did, it must not of been a big one.

Can you count in Roman numerals? I can write Roman numerals.

Are you bilingual? uh… no.

Do you know how your car’s engine works? I know when it doesn’t work!

Can you program the time on a VCR? ayup.

How many email addresses do you have? more than I use. Two that I check regularly.

Do you own a slinky? nope

Do you talk to yourself? out loud, no. there’s definitely a running dialogue in my head though.

Do you have a tough time remembering people’s names? not normally, unless I’m bombarded with a million at once, or I know I won’t see the people again. Then, I don’t bother trying to remember.

Did you go stag to your Senior Prom? I never went to prom.

Is any leftover food currently residing in your refrigerator? I think Paul just threw it all out.

Are you high maintenance? heck no

How do you want to be proposed to? Why? Are you asking?!

Do you work out regularly? uhm, no.

Do you care about your appearance? prolly not as much as I should.

Describe the person of your dreams: He’s like 9 feet tall, with wild green hair and a cape… oh, you said the person OF your dreams… not IN your dreams.

Do you like to be tan? yeah

If you had your choice of anyone in the world to spend a night with, who would it be? The people who designed the deer stand that changed our lives… Just so they can get a feel for our lives.

How many keys are on your key ring? 3

How much money is in your wallet/purse right at this moment? zero.

What is your favorite spice or seasoning? uh, salt?

What does your name mean? I think it means, Blind One… or something like that. Its slang for ‘girl’ in Australia, though.

Do you give your pets holiday presents? no, cuz they don’t get me one either!

When doing up your jeans, do you button then zip? zip, then button.

How far would you go on the first date? 1398173 miles? Or until we run out of gas…

Do you sleep on your side? nope

Have you attended a high school reunion yet? I was busy learning about all that comes from being a quadriplegic

Are you ticklish? yup

Would you rather change your past or know your future? can’t I have a little of both? Please?

Do you believe in saving yourself for marriage? I believe its a great concept.

Would you pick up a hitchhiker? prolly not, although I think about it sometimes.

Would you consider yourself a worrier? oh yeah. I’m good at that.

Do you notice when your significant other changes something about themselves? well, I’m the one that changes for him, so… yes.

Do your first impressions of people usually stick? not always

What movie(s) can you watch over and over? all sorts of movies. Sometimes I even watch movies that I didn’t like again to make sure I really didn’t like it.

Do you like to cook? I don’t mind cooking AFTER I’ve cooked, but it takes some convincing to get me to cook.

Do plants die in your care? normally. I’ve had a few surprise me.

What’s one thing you feel you must do in your life before it ends? I feel I should quit smoking. But, if my life is over, then I doubt I’ll be needing a cigarette (this is a cop out answer, cuz I can’t think of anything better yet.)

Tire: $80 on Discover card
Milage to and from the service station: 25
driving your car without it wobbling all over the place: PRICELESS

If your drains are clogged, and you can’t afford a plumber, you should really call your neighbor… cuz he could of fixed it for you days and days ago if you had just asked.

Also, you shouldn’t eat cheap ravioli over your keyboard so the sauce can drip into it…