I hate to vacuum. Despise. Loathe. And, technically, I should totally be vacuuming right now. Yet, I figure, we’ve got to move some stuff around tomorrow before the benefit gets going anyhow. So, why not wait until tomorrow when that stuff is out of the way… right?

C’mon. Tell me its okay to blow off vacuuming until the last minute.

Besides, I figure, with all the people coming in and out of my house tomorrow, its really pointless to vacuum anyhow.

Well, I’d get around the litter box taken care of, because my darned cats don’t know how to keep litter IN the box to save their lives.

But, the rest of the living room? Not necessary, imho.

…

Fine. I’ll go vacuum the damned living room. Stop looking at me that way.

Stop it.

Quit.

Seriously!!