May I quickly say that on average over half the people that visit my blog in a days time find their way here by searching one of two things.
1 - The Funky Sock Exchange. That pyramid scheme failed me miserably. The only socks I received from that whole escapade were pity socks because my pyramid collapsed. If you would like to send me more pity socks, please email me ASAP.
2 - Pinky finger concerns. I never knew how many people were worried about the health of their pinky fingers. And I’m super sorry that I have no information to give regarding this often overlooked digit. Put a cold rag on it? Kiss it better? Thats the only help I can be.
Strange, isn’t it?
But, really, I have no idea what I would my blog to be googled for… uhm, or however you phrase that so its proper grammar.
What words would you like to be typed in the search engine and have your blog be the number one result?
May 27th, 2008 - 4:25 pm
I’ll send you some pity socks. I’d just drive them over to you, but it’s probably cheaper to mail them.
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May 27th, 2008 - 5:44 pm
The truth to that statement is scary.
May 28th, 2008 - 6:44 am
If they would search “wine” and come up with me that would be fine.
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May 28th, 2008 - 6:45 am
Oh I forgot, your socks are still sitting in my bedroom, nicely wrapped and everything. I’m waiting for you to come to Florida…
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May 28th, 2008 - 1:42 pm
LOL I had no idea people had issues with their pinky. I wonder if it’s a kinky fetish. hrmm
BTW, I got here via Bloglines. Just so you know.
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May 28th, 2008 - 1:56 pm
Trishk - But, I wouldn’t need socks in Florida!
Jane - Aren’t you concerned for the well-being of your pinky finger, also?
May 28th, 2008 - 4:06 pm
Actually, I should have it insured. It is the cutest pinky finger in the WORLD. It’s crooked, all of my siblings have crooked pinkys, but mine is the cutest.
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May 28th, 2008 - 10:13 pm
I get a ton of searches for all kinds of thing relating to boobs (the worst was one for “long hanging boobs”) and if it’s ok to take zicam when you’re nursing. I would love it if my blog was the number one hit when people searched for “person I can leave all my money to when I die”.
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May 28th, 2008 - 10:47 pm
Jane - You should take pictures and post them on your blog!!
Jen - oooh, yeah, your search keywords that you’re striving towards… me too! Let me know if you figure out how to get that done!
May 30th, 2008 - 3:15 pm
That is very interesting for sure!
June 2nd, 2008 - 2:45 pm
I’m a little WTF here. this post has been up for DAYS and I just now got it in my feeds. how in the hell can I be FIRST when my feeds are fucking me over? BAD feeds! BAD
“But, really, I have no idea what I would my blog to be googl’d for… uhm, or however you phrase that so its proper grammar.”
“But, really, I have no idea what I would want my blog to be googl’d for…” Is a good start, however, I think there is some sort of rule about starting a sentence with “but”
But, I would like people to googel COFFEE and get my blog. Unfortunately, 85% of my Google visitors come with “friendship is like peeing your pants”
True story.