I know a meme is a cop out.

Really, I do. But, honestly, there is nothing going on around here that I choose to blog about. Work is work. Home is home. Tom is good. I’m alive.

So, you get a meme that I stole from my sister-in-law.

If you choose to answer it, let me know in the comments and I’ll swing by to learn more about you.

Except you, Blue. You have to answer it… cuz I’m a meanie head.

* = I have no idea if she really is or isn’t. But, signs are pointing to her being a crackhead at the moment. But, in all actuality, I just used that information as a title for this post because I can. So there.

What is in the back of your car?
trash – including, but not limited to, diet coke cans, Dairy Queen cups, Starbucks cups

What color is your toothbrush?
I think this one is blue and white. The one before was green and white.

Name one person that made you smile today?
Tom

What were you doing at 8 am this morning?
I actually get up every morning at 8 am and give Tom some pain medication. Then we both promptly go back to sleep. This makes waking up later more pleasant for both Tom and I.

What Were you doing 45 minutes ago?
listening to Tom watch hockey

What is your favorite candy bar?
omg, its Hersey’s Take5

Have you ever been to a strip club?
uh… no. why?

What is the last thing you said aloud?
“what?”

What is the best ice cream flavor?
I’ve yet to find an ice cream flavor that I don’t care for…

What was the last thing you had to drink?
Diet Coke

What are you wearing right now?
blue capri sleep pants and a red tshirt

What was the last thing you ate?
macaroni and cheese with polish sausages in it

Have you bought any new clothing items this week?
uh, no.

When was the last time you ran?
holy geez, I don’t remember.

The last sporting event you watched?
I’m listening to the hockey game

What is your favorite flavor of popcorn?
butter and salt, butter and salt… and a little bit more butter and salt.

Who is the last person you sent a comment/message on myspace?
on myspace? Uhm, Trisha?

Do you take vitamins daily?
I should, but I don’t.

Do you go to church every Sunday?
not since high school

Do you have a tan?
what is left of the one I paid for so I could wear my bridesmaid’s dress for Elizabeth’s wedding

Do you like Chinese food over pizza?
I’m gunna have to go with no on this one.

Do you drink your soda with a straw?
Only if the drink is from a fast food place

What did your last text message say?
forget it

Are you someone’s best friend?
ayup

What are you doing tomorrow?
same thing we do every day, pinky, try to take over the world!!!

Look to your left, what do you see?
uhm, a whole bunch of crap, really. its my desk.

What color is your watch?
I actually don’t have a watch, currently

What do you think of when you think of Australia?
do they really call girls ‘Sheila’ down there?

Do you use chapstick?
I use something like chapstick sometimes.

What is your birthstone?
peridot

What is your favorite number?
I don’t have a favorite number

Do you have a dog?
heck no

Last person you talked to on the phone?
my boss?

Have you met anyone famous?
I met Lee Greenwood when he was big stuff back in the ’80s. Past that… no one sticks out in my head.

Any plans today?
the day is nearly over, but I did not have any plans today

How many states have you lived in?
just one

Ever go to college?
not yet

Do you dye your hair?
not recently

Biggest annoyance in your life right now?
lack of health insurance

Last song listened to?
Barbie Girl played by cellos!

Can you say the alphabet backwards?
I don’t see the need to try.

Do you have a maid service clean your house?
bwahahahahahhaaa! (no)

Favorite pair of shoes you wear all the time?
the closest ones to the top of the pile

Are you jealous of anyone?
not really

Is anyone jealous of you?
holy crap, I hope not

Do you love anyone?
well, yes

Do any of your friends have children?
of course

Do you eat healthy?
bwahahahahahhaaa! (no)

What do you usually do during the day?
whatever is required of me that day. I surf the net a lot

Do you hate anyone that you know right now?
hate is too strong of a word for anyone in my life

Do you use the word ‘hello’ daily?
actually, not daily, no

What color is your car?
black

Do you like cats?
I own two, so I hope I like them a little.

Have you ever been to Six Flags?
nope

How did you get your worst scar?
chicken pox