Author: Sheila
• Monday, August 04th, 2008

I want to be a Guitar Hero.

I neeeeeed to be a Guitar Hero.

I have, of course, gone through the entire Easy level.  I’m not a constant five star kinda girl.  But, I get the job done.  And, c’mon, I was learning!

So, I get motivated and move up to the next level.  Medium isn’t too bad there until the last section.  Then, suddenly, my fingers start getting tied in knots.  After several fits of cursing, yelling and threatening the television with its life, I’ve finally gotten three stars or better on the last section.

Except that blasted last song, Bark at the Moon by Ozzy Osbourne.

O.M.G.

I will go insane.

I will never ever never be able to listen to that song again without mumbling curse words under my breath.

I have gone back and practiced all the songs in that section.  I have moved forward to the Hard level and worked on the first couple songs from there.  I have gone through the tutorial, again, just in case I’m missing something.

I have attempted to play Bark at the Moon more times than a priest has crossed himself.

True Story.

And, I cannot get past flipping 70% in that song.

O.

M.

G.

I can see it now.  It will be the death of me.

And, dammit, if someone plays that song at my funeral, I will come back and haunt your ass.

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6 Responses

  1. Ive never even tried to play guitar hero
    and I have no desire to try it
    but I hope eventually you will win it. or whatever you are supposed to do on it

    and also?

    Why did you contact me VIA woopra and then NOT respond to me?

    meanie

    bluepaintred’s last blog post..Come on baby, Light my fire!

  2. I think I’d suck at that game but then I suck at all video games. Good luck winning it!

    Robin’s last blog post..I Am Thinking

  3. As soon as you mentioned Ozzy, I knew it couldn’t be good. :twisted:
    Kate’s last blog post..37 days

  4. didn’t mean to start you on a new addiction. :sad:
    angie’s last blog post....waiting game…

  5. Just to let you all know, I scraped through the Ozzy song today… somehow, miraculously. I am now a Medium Guitar Hero!! :twisted:

  6. i think i need my GH 1 back, because i really can’t play 3 very well. well that and it just hurts my wrist to hold the guitar. maybe it was just a bad day when i tried. i want the 80’s encore

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