1. ever read back through your blog and think about how clever you are?
2. think that other people don’t quite understand the cleverness that is you?
3. mix benedryl with alcohol?
4. think about getting a new kitten so the older cats can train it before they ‘kick off’, so the new kitten will be similar to [...]

I dunno … what do you think?

My maternal grandparents lived at a lake all of my life… and all of my mother’s life, come to think of it.
That’s really neither here nor there.
The fact that they lived at a lake is important, here… not how long.
… ramble, ramble …
Anyway!! Pretty much every weekend that the water was warm enough my [...]

I’ve decided that the Janitor’s name on Scrubs is ‘Bert’.
And his mop is named ‘Ernie’.
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But, seriously folks - has the Janitor’s name ever been mentioned? Is that like obscene television trivia that only 1 in 23180234 people know?
I need to know.
Someone give me proof of the Janitor’s name!!
Am I the only person this bothers?!
Fine. [...]

If your drains are clogged, and you can’t afford a plumber, you should really call your neighbor… cuz he could of fixed it for you days and days ago if you had just asked.
Also, you shouldn’t eat cheap ravioli over your keyboard so the sauce can drip into it…

I hate it when you drop your brand spankin’ new stick of deodorant on the floor.
I especially hate it when that drop causes a clean break in the stick. You’re forced to ’smash’ the broken part back onto the stick and hope it stays put. Or, you’ve got to throw away the [...]

I hate it when you bite the inside of your cheek accidentally.
Then, because its swollen from the first bite, you keep accidentally biting it all day long.And, I think Trish should post at her own blog, therefore she would understand how difficult it is to find something clever to say daily.