I hate it when you bite the inside of your cheek accidentally.
Then, because its swollen from the first bite, you keep accidentally biting it all day long.And, I think Trish should post at her own blog, therefore she would understand how difficult it is to find something clever to say daily.

People who talk through / during movies should be shot.
I’m just sayin’.

This year for Thanksgiving, I’m thankful that I am not Jewish.
Only because I love Thanksgiving ham… and the leftovers.

I had this really clever post started this afternoon. Well, I thought it was clever.
But, then Home Health came over to change Tom’s wound vac, and I obviously got distracted by that.
(BTW - Tom’s rear is looking superb! I’m sure you appreciate hearing about your brother’s bum, huh Trish? I’m thinking [...]

If the door is closed, you should probably knock before entering.
Otherwise, I might just have to shoot you in the head.
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(I really am an easy going person. I feel that I am normally very reserved in my actions. I try to be mature when dealing with tricky situations. I attempt to think [...]

Roommates or visitors should make the homeowner aware of an empty roll of toilet paper as soon as possible.
Or, if previously stated roommate or visitor is extremely self-motivated, the empty roll should be replaced immediately.
That is, unless you enjoy the feeling of a full roll of toilet paper being lodged into your throat.

You know how you put off vacuuming because you really hate to vacuum… then you finally vacuum and the floor looks so much better.
And then you think, “Gee, that looks so much better. I should do that more often…”