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Let’s go fly a kite…

May 15th, 2007

Once, I was flying a kite in a field with my friends and their kids.
I accidentally let go of the string, and the kite soared across the 20 acre field.
For some strange reason, I decided I would run after it to catch it.
So I did.
It was a long run.
I’m not a runner.
In fact, I’m not [...]

Broked

April 28th, 2007

I live at my computer desk. I nearly live with my fingers attached to my keyboard. (Don’t judge me, you’re just jealous.)
Anyway, even when I’m not actually using the computer, I sit in the office chair at the desk. I normally flip the chair around to face Tom, or move the chair [...]

Clever

April 17th, 2007

Somehow, while at my mom’s tonight, we got on the subject of sinuses and wisdom teeth. Which, actually, was a very humorous conversation, I promise.
It all started with my sister discussing rescheduling her appointment with an ERT specialist, because she’s been having some crazy stuffy head crap for way too long now and antibiotics [...]

I <3 Cereal

April 2nd, 2007

Its a weird addiction, really.
I could eat cereal every day for breakfast, lunch and dinner, as long as there were different types available. I could eat Froot Loops for breakfast, Frosted Flakes with Raisins at lunch, and Smart Start for dinner. I’d be set for weeks, I tell you. WEEKS!
There’s the [...]

I are smart.

March 18th, 2007

How long have I owned my car?
(Almost two years, for those not keeping track.)
How many times have I put gas in my car?
(uhm, since I’m the only person that puts gas in my car, I’d say ‘fairly often’.)
Why do I sometimes have problems remembering which side my gas tank is on my car? (Is [...]

You know what I hate?

March 6th, 2007

I hate it when you drop your brand spankin’ new stick of deodorant on the floor.
I especially hate it when that drop causes a clean break in the stick. You’re forced to ’smash’ the broken part back onto the stick and hope it stays put. Or, you’ve got to throw away the [...]

Tom’s Barbie Blog

March 6th, 2007

Tonight I told Tom that I could make him a blog.
I’d decorate it with Matt Kenseth’s car and the Chiefs arrowhead.
That way, he could post about his wants, his needs, his hopes and dreams. And, of course, which Barbie dolls he wanted for Christmas.
He questioned, “What?! Barbie dolls?!”
Yeah. I was just making [...]

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