1. I bought a vacuum cleaner today… for the Fourth of July.
2. I was very excited about the purchase and could not wait to get home to use it.
3. I am still very excited about the purchase, even after using it today, and am thankful to of bought it.
4. I watched my neighbor’s teenage grandkids [...]

I finally decided that I should just go ahead and make a doctors appointment for this blasted whatever it is that is going on with my breathing.  Benadryl just doesn’t fix the issue completely, which makes me wonder if its allergy related at all.  Heck, maybe its all due to stress.  (BTW - I stopped [...]

I know a meme is a cop out.
Really, I do. But, honestly, there is nothing going on around here that I choose to blog about. Work is work. Home is home. Tom is good. I’m alive.
So, you get a meme that I stole from my sister-in-law.
If you choose to answer [...]

Don’t you hate it when you go to the grocery store, buy a cart full of food, get home, put it all away and then open your refrigerator door and stare mindlessly into it while trying to figure out what to eat for lunch?
I find it entertaining that postage on the package I mailed today [...]

Did I tell you all that my sister’s boyfriend shipped me some gum from his military base?
Can you tell where he’s stationed?
Can you tell me why I would want to try twelve different types of gum when I cannot figure out what any of them have in them?
I think I’ll just stare at them a [...]

Have you heard about the latest energy drink?  Believe it or not, its called Blow.  And, they sell it with a fake credit card and mirror, I heard.
Really?
Seriously?
You all do know that ‘blow’ is slang for cocaine, right? Or its a Johnny Depp movie about cocaine.
There is no need for an energy drink to use [...]

… even though this template may change a couple more times until I’m settled.
Of course, if you read this through a feed, you probably didn’t even know there was something different.
In that case, continue on… there’s nothing to see here.
Oh, yeah, and PS - if anyone knows how to remove these ads ———————–>
Or knows how [...]