Have you heard about the latest energy drink?  Believe it or not, its called Blow.  And, they sell it with a fake credit card and mirror, I heard.
Really?
Seriously?
You all do know that ‘blow’ is slang for cocaine, right? Or its a Johnny Depp movie about cocaine.
There is no need for an energy drink to use [...]

… even though this template may change a couple more times until I’m settled.
Of course, if you read this through a feed, you probably didn’t even know there was something different.
In that case, continue on… there’s nothing to see here.
Oh, yeah, and PS - if anyone knows how to remove these ads ———————–>
Or knows how [...]

Is it a bad sign when your water company doesn’t know why your neighborhood doesn’t have water?
I’d think so.

While putting up a video in the post below this one, my blog started doing some really wonky things.  I completely freaked out, since my template looked like an abstract version of this one, and attempted to remove the video.
In the process of attempting to edit out the embedded video, my blog started becoming possessed, [...]

When you have to call a medical supply company for the millionth time in a month to figure out what the hold up is in replacing a broken hospital bed because they’ve never called you and told you that they’ve been receiving the wrong paperwork from your would-do-anything-to-help doctor, its time to play the ‘You’re [...]

I’m so confused as to why my cordless mouse (powered by 2 AA batteries) always seems to run out of juice with no warning.  The mouse only seems to die when I’m using it, also.  Which, for some reason, usually happens two minutes after I’ve let my roommate use the computer.
There are two things that [...]